i am now in a good mood... now it is 2.08am..i cant sleep...not used to sleeping so early..let me recount wat happened 10 mins ago.
it was around 2am when i saw a mr cockroach skittering across my kitchen floor. i felt sibEi boliao..so i used my big toe to squash its head. now mr cockroach is headless and obviously blind. i picked tt son of a bitch up and carry it and place it on my stove with the biggest fire. mr cockroach wondered wat is in store for him. i took a bamboo pole and turned on the gas. from a distance, i was about to press the spark button. due to years of experience, it is advisable to lit the damned roach from a distance..i will explain why later.. the fire suddenly erupted. mr cockroach body parts like the scales and wings flew about. it wriggled out of the fire and onto the floor.. now u see wat i mean? from a distance, the roach's "stuff" wont kana u..so u are roach debris free...
mr roach had a nice tan...but i think he was overcooked a little, or rather..severely overcooked.. i held him by the body, and wedged him into the stove. and i lit the fire again... i just send him to hell i guess..... LOLx, well, he carried out burning there until he turned black.and i am too lazy to dig him out. guess his spirit will linger around the stove forever... but who cares...
cockroaches beware... i am ur worst nightmare....
=D
another fun yet educational night of cockroach torture/execution..
nights!!
posted @ 2:17 AM
